With a bigger tool you can break not only hearts but also splits.

From: "Molly Tanner"

I've been looking for a more efficient way to break splits.

Avoid standard men's troubles

From: "Willy Washington"

Oh, my men's troubles are anything but standard, Willy ...

Enlarging your machine is the best way to get your ex back.

From: "Teresa Carlisle"

Well the crying isn't working, so might as well try something different.

Russian women need a prince.

From: Russian Brides

Putin doesn't qualify?

If you had a gold fish, you would ask for a bigger instrument.

From: "Lee Herbert"

If I had a gold fish, there's no telling what I'd do ...

With a big stick you will be the king of the beach.

From: "Tia Stokes"

I often frequent sticks-optional beaches

You can trick the nature and make a monster out of your timid animal.

From: "Emerson Schwartz"

I don't know, I've tried to trick the nature before and I just ended up all wet in the end.